|Season 2, Episode 3|
|Air Date||September 20, 1997|
|Next||Who Loves Orange Soda|
The Lottery is the 3rd episode of Season 2 of Kenan & Kel, and the 17th episode overall.
It's the big lottery draw and Kel has the $64,000,000-winning ticket. But it ends up in an old lady's groceries.
Kel: I can't find the ticket!
Chris: This isn't happening!
Kenan: Check your pockets!
Kel: I did!
(Kel begins crying once the trio head back to Rigby's)
Kenan: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
Chris: How could you lose a 64 ba-million dollar ticket?
Kel: I don't ba-know! All I know is, I had it when I came here after school.
Chris: He's right. I remember he showed it to me.
Kenan: That means that ticket has got to be somewhere here in he store.
Chris: Ok. Let's just calmly search the place.
(The trio start looking for the ticket recklessly throughout the store, resulting the interior of Rigby's being a huge mess)
Kenan: Bye, bye happiness.
Kel: Bye, bye my $64,000,000.
Chris: This is too depressing. I'm gonna go home and shave mother.
Ethyl Quagmire: I didn't buy it! I found it in a bag of groceries!
Lottery Host: Whatever. Here's your check for $64,000,000!
Ethyl Quagmire: Yes!
Kenan and Kel: NO!!!!!!
Kenan: Grab some swimming trunks and some catsup and meet me at the zoo.
Kenan: Come on, Potty Pants.
Kel: Potty Pants? K-Kenan, why the zoo? I'm not an animal. I'm a TV charcter.